yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
What Is A Penis
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...