Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...