Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...