Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...