Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...