Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...