Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...