Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...