The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Newest horror movie
|Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”It’s about a deranged...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...