Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...