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When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
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Slide Under The Table
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One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
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A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Psychiatrist Definitions
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