When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...