How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...