I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Piloting your plane
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Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...