Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...