glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is – During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot. – His...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...