What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Why is it better?..
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it’s better...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...