Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.