Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...