Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...