Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.