A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...