If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Scholarly discussion
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger...