Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
What did the maggot say to another?
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Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...