No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...