Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!