A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...