Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...