Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...