Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Strong Britain
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Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...