Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.