Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...