Try to settle the dispute
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A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
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George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
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Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
The highly-skilled fly
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The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...