Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful...
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...