The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...