Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...