Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...