Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...