A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...