37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...