Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...