10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
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His And Hers Road Trip
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I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
They use snail varnish!
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Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
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Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
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Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...