Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Chain Letter Type lI
Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really,...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...