Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...