Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Change In Fashion
This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co-...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...