How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Diary Entries
Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...