Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
The Latest E-mail Virus
There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...