Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...