The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
A new tax
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE:...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...