Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...