Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...