Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...